The Food Guide…Situation
September 21, 2011
In ancient times, we built pyramids. The logical design of putting smaller upon larger ensured a stable edifice that would stand the test of time.
As time went on, we evolved to a more active, nomadic people who lived in tents. It was only natural for us to adapt as the world changed; adaptation is necessary for survival.
Now we are simpler, and cannot take the time to study these historical monuments of the past. Now, we must have the facts given to us on a platter, and so may I present: MyPlate!
The FDA has finally released a newer, hipper, simpler version of the dusty old pyramid. I mean, come on; how was I supposed to take the foods from the different pyramid bricks and put them on the dinner table. That’s too much mental work; I’m an on-the-go American! Now, at last, all I have to do is turn the Trivial Pursuit pieces into food and BAM: healthy meal.
In the distant future, where we actually do eat purple triangles to get our protein intake for the day, I’ll accept this. However, for the time being, what is this? I know that the FDA wants to do all it can for the American people, but I feel like they’ve sold out. The pyramid was, I felt, a tool for use by dietitians and other food experts, and even so it was not too difficult for even a child to understand. Now, MyPlate (not yours, mine) really seems like more of an article out of Cosmo than a tool for experts in the field of food.
I want the pyramid that my mummy gave me. I was wrapped up in it. Now I’m cursed with this one.
And now, here’s a look at what people have done to the plate:
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And for anyone interested, here’s a jaunt down the history of food guides. Reading their reasoning on MyPlate makes the consumers sound like morons.
“…serves as a reminder for healthy eating, not intended to provide specific messages…”
Not intended to provide specific messages…like proportions, perhaps? This thing is a joke! Granted, so was “MyPyramid.” I’m with you; Bring back the pyramid your mom gave us. It WORKED. Why change it? Any you’re right about consumers sounding like morons. One of the reasons for the change to MyPyramid in the first place was to add a section for physical activity. What, too many people forgot to move around because it wasn’t on their food chart? Now, yes, I know that many (so many) Americans are severely overweight, but that’s no reason to add EXERCISE to a list of what to EAT.